girl problem, guy problem equivalent girl: i'm having a bad hair day guy: aw shoot. i didn't notice the stain on my shirt this morning girl: does this lipstick match my coloring? guy: does this retro shirt match my personality? girl: my period is starting and i'm not prepared! guy: uh, cutting yourself shaving? girl: a baby is coming out of me! guy: uhhhhhhhh, ...baldness? girl: menopause! guy: jeez, all that stuff sounds horrible. yeah, i got nothin'