Too Loud
May 7, 2008
*Man is listening to his ipod* Other man: i dont think you want people to know that youre listening to celine dion, so i suggest you turn it down.
*Man is listening to his ipod* Other man: i dont think you want people to know that youre listening to celine dion, so i suggest you turn it down.
I can't believe that all this time both Daft Punks were actually Banksy.
Hey Wendell, please poop already. I know you have poops in you. http://t.co/36sDQ4ECOVWhen a word is coined, the coiner decides the pronunciation forever. That's why we still pronounce Shakespeare's words exactly as he did.How to actually pronounce GIF, via @inky: http://t.co/RG0XfVd4id"GIF" is pronounced like "jif" because the "G" stands for "graphics" which is pronounced like "jraphics" duh.This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzCA hedgehog is in danger in today's Invisible Bread! AHH! But don't worry, he can protect himself. http://t.co/wdE5YJZqGV"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountainThe new Beck album is just a box containing a ukelele and a harmonica and you have to write the songs yourself.Tumblr merges with Yahoo!, Toys "R" Us, and Panic! at the Disco. "ALL THEIR NAMES HAVE PUNCTUATION" says a slobbery David Karp.Complimented some guy cosplaying as a security guard and all he said was "Step away from the door, sir." Jeez, way to take a compliment.This sandwich I bought is about 90% bread, 5% meat and 5% additional bread.Ahhh, my mind is broken. I'm writing stuff on my con handouts and I keep almost writing down one of my online passwords.Sometimes, I thumb through the Invisible Bread book and go "Dang, I made all these?"@drewmo @keatonkeaton999 Yup, that's right.