A Truth
September 4, 2008
You can't spell "embarrassed" without BARE ASSED.
You can't spell "embarrassed" without BARE ASSED.

Nameless RSVPs like this are exactly why we numbered our wedding guests. http://t.co/B30x7zFvA0
After you read today's Invisible Bread, you may or may not be like "whoa." http://t.co/DDrY8b5BWw
.@robbieandbobby made this for Wendell. It is awesome. http://t.co/BHQGz6qbq1
1 PERSON REFUSES TO LOOK AT THIS POST http://t.co/IR4i87bMHc
André 3000, ladies and gentlemen:
http://t.co/vXfXS2dTRo
.@numberphile was asking me about strobogrammatic numbers (and words) so I made a numberphile ambigram: http://t.co/SQLRrBKF5U
I can't believe that all this time both Daft Punks were actually Banksy.
Hey Wendell, please poop already. I know you have poops in you. http://t.co/36sDQ4ECOV
When a word is coined, the coiner decides the pronunciation forever. That's why we still pronounce Shakespeare's words exactly as he did.
How to actually pronounce GIF, via @inky: http://t.co/RG0XfVd4id
"GIF" is pronounced like "jif" because the "G" stands for "graphics" which is pronounced like "jraphics" duh.
This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzC
A hedgehog is in danger in today's Invisible Bread! AHH! But don't worry, he can protect himself. http://t.co/wdE5YJZqGV
"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountain
The new Beck album is just a box containing a ukelele and a harmonica and you have to write the songs yourself.