man 1: i wish i knew how to cook man 1: that way, i could impress my ladyfriends with my delicious food man 1: all i can do now is impress them with my black magic the gathering deck man 2: if i was a girl, i would be impressed man 2: that deck is amazing *later* doctor: congratulations, it's a boy! what's his name going to be? husband: dark ritual doctor: how did you meet again? wife: at a magic tournament. i just fell in love with his black deck!