mr aglick: magic is all about misdirection. for example, note that there is nothing in my hand.
other bunny: why are you trying to steal my wallet?
mr aglick: wooooo
mr aglick: that's um... just to distract you from what my right hand is doing
other bunny: your right hand is just waving around while you say woooo
mr aglick: which is, in turn, to distract you from what my left hand is about to do
*mr aglick punches the other bunny in the face and the other bunny blacks out*
other bunny: what happened? how long was i out?
mr aglick: your identity and assets have all disappeared!
mr aglick: was this your social security card?
mr aglick: wooooooWho is this Ryan guy?! How'd he get in here?
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterBlah. Flying is lame, except for the part where it helps you travel long distances quickly. That part is very cool.45 minutes ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterAt the airport. Yay. I might be able to get a voucher if I give up my seat on this flight, so that's exciting!2 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterAwake before noon but because of Daylight Saving time, it's actually after noon. Stupid Daylight Saving Time making me feel lazy.21 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterI was hanging out with a room full of talking people.I went away for about 10 minutes and came back.Now it's a room full of sleeping people.11:28 PM Mar 13th
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I feel pretty sorry for this guy. He took on a hard job of making some violent idioms nicer, and it made him feel feelings inside. Here are the ones he couldn’t muster:
Please make these nicer, won’t you? Leave your best revisions in the comments. Some may become illustrated.
-Drew
UPDATE: You guys are amazing. That is way more nice metaphors than I expected. I drew some of them just now, and put them into comment-replies. If I haven’t drawn yours yet, I’m sorry. There are far too many for ME to muster.
I did a guest comic for ChannelAte! You can check it out using this link right here. I’ll link this smiley too if you prefer clicking on smileys: =)
In other totally cool news, it looks like the Fridaynosaur shirts will be arriving tomorrow. Woooo! That means that I’ll begin shipping our everyone’s pre-orders very soon. If you missed the pre-order, I’ll be putting the extra shirts up in the store on Friday, so you’ll be able to pick one up then. Man, we can’t wait to get those shirts out to everyone!
We have given our shirt order to our screen printer! They estimate they will be done with them around Friday (how fitting!) and will ship them to us as soon as they are done. Once we receive the shipment, we will begin shipping out the shirts to everyone who pre-ordered.
Also, due to the number of pre-orders we received, we we able to get some extra Men’s AND Women’s shirts. So if you missed out on the pre-order or are just discovering LHT and would like the shirt, you will still be able to get one!