Ugh. Kid (smelling like teen spirit): Dad! I got lots of pimples on mah face! Dad: Ugh. Hold on a second. Yer gonna make your dad vomit. Kid: Everyone is gonna make fun of all my pimples. Dad: Hey how bout we stop using that word before I puke? Let's call 'em... "pixels". Your face is covered in pixels. Kid (at school): My face is HD.

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