Playing It Safe man: hey hun! i gt you balloons and flowers woman: aww, that's so nice of you! man: i just figured that i should get them ahead of time for if i say something stupid, like calling you fat or something woman: what!? you think i look fat? woman: you know how sensitive i am about that! *awkward pause* man: hey, look at that! i got you a puppy too!

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