A Poem at a Bus Stop

- March 31, 2009

I was in a bad mood before the bus came, But I didn't know it was 'bout to get worse. This guy next to me - who seemed totally tame - Suddenly turned, pointed at me, and shouted out "MURSE!" Well, deep inside me ignited a flame. I boiled and rumbled; so mad I could curse! "Listen buddy, you don't have to call names, Just because I'm a man who is also a nurse!" The guy looked surprised when he heard me exclaim. He blinked, then he laughed "There's no need to be terse! While I think your profession's a laughable shame, I was talking 'bout that guy with the big ol' man-purse."

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It’s crazy to think that our book has been out officially for a whole year! Whenever either of us go into a Barnes and Noble or Borders, we still make sure to check up on it. Sometimes it’s been adopted, and we’re happy to always see it go to a loving home. Except for yours, KEVIN.

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Wall-mounting a TV

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I just wall-mounted a TV today. However, I’m not totally confident in my work, even though I know I did everything right. I blame those commercials where the dude puts the TV on the wall, stands back for a second to admire his work and then watches the TV fall to the ground. They have made me doubt my abilities!

I wish I was kidding, but I’m just sitting here hoping that I don’t hear a crashing sound come from the other room.

Do you guys know anyone who had a TV fall off the wall? Does that actually actually happen in real life? I hope not.

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