First off, thank you for interviewing here at Staples, Kyle. You think you kern handle me? Now, under "previous experience" you have "comic sans? I'm COSMIC sans. outta this world." Yeah. What verdana do about it? In fact, your whole resume is nothing but font-based puns. Pssh. Serif you say so. I do. Well I'll see you in HELL! (Stomps off to car) VETICA.