Hey! There's something wrong with you!
What?
Your eyemoustaches! (eye moustaches, eyebrows) They look weird!
Urk.
Hey Bram! Check out this guy's eyemoustaches! (Bram's just playin guitar)
Whoooa!!
Hey! There's something wrong with you!
What?
Your eyemoustaches! (eye moustaches, eyebrows) They look weird!
Urk.
Hey Bram! Check out this guy's eyemoustaches! (Bram's just playin guitar)
Whoooa!!

.@robbieandbobby made this for Wendell. It is awesome. http://t.co/BHQGz6qbq1
1 PERSON REFUSES TO LOOK AT THIS POST http://t.co/IR4i87bMHc
André 3000, ladies and gentlemen:
http://t.co/vXfXS2dTRo
.@numberphile was asking me about strobogrammatic numbers (and words) so I made a numberphile ambigram: http://t.co/SQLRrBKF5U
I can't believe that all this time both Daft Punks were actually Banksy.
Hey Wendell, please poop already. I know you have poops in you. http://t.co/36sDQ4ECOV
When a word is coined, the coiner decides the pronunciation forever. That's why we still pronounce Shakespeare's words exactly as he did.
How to actually pronounce GIF, via @inky: http://t.co/RG0XfVd4id
"GIF" is pronounced like "jif" because the "G" stands for "graphics" which is pronounced like "jraphics" duh.
This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzC
A hedgehog is in danger in today's Invisible Bread! AHH! But don't worry, he can protect himself. http://t.co/wdE5YJZqGV
"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountain
The new Beck album is just a box containing a ukelele and a harmonica and you have to write the songs yourself.
Tumblr merges with Yahoo!, Toys "R" Us, and Panic! at the Disco. "ALL THEIR NAMES HAVE PUNCTUATION" says a slobbery David Karp.
Complimented some guy cosplaying as a security guard and all he said was "Step away from the door, sir." Jeez, way to take a compliment.