Delaware
September 2, 2009
Delaware? More like Del-UNAWARE (that New Jersey is telling SECRETS)!
Delware: huh?
Ohio: Oh!
Part of the The States series.
Delaware? More like Del-UNAWARE (that New Jersey is telling SECRETS)!
Delware: huh?
Ohio: Oh!
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If the pupils are O's
Watterson drew those
If the pupils are U's
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Third Eye Blind: it was rose.
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