*man is standing at the sink, girlfriend is behind him*
girlfriend: does this look good on me?
man: mmm
girlfriend: is that a yes or a no
man: mm-mmm mmmm
girlfriend: do you think i look fat in this?!
man: mm mmm-mm mmm
girlfriend: you DO think i look fat in this! anything else you wanna tell me?
man: mmMMM! m-mmm
girlfriend: with my mother AND father? how dare you!
*man spits into sink*
man: i had mouthwash in my mouth!
girlfriend: you can't take back the things you said
man: all i kept saying was "hold on. mouthwash in my mouth"!
girlfriend: i want you out by tomorrow morning
*LHT Mouthwash!*
because the other stuff will cause your girlfriend to break up with you
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterAwake before noon but because of Daylight Saving time, it's actually after noon. Stupid Daylight Saving Time making me feel lazy.19 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterI was hanging out with a room full of talking people.I went away for about 10 minutes and came back.Now it's a room full of sleeping people.11:28 PM Mar 13th
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterIf you have recently received your FRIDAYNOSAUR TSHIRT, please email me a photo of you in it, if you want. drewmo at spinnerdisc dot com.10:20 PM Mar 13th
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterI missed Adventure Time?? I thought the latest commercials said it was premiering in April! Aarrgh.9:16 PM Mar 11th
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterFridaynosaur shirts will be hitting the LHT store at midnight tonight eastern timezone for all you non-preordering/new-reader guys and gals.4:56 PM Mar 11th
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterAll preorders are shipped! Soon, everyone will be enjoying their preordered Fridaynosaur shirts.4:50 PM Mar 11th
I feel pretty sorry for this guy. He took on a hard job of making some violent idioms nicer, and it made him feel feelings inside. Here are the ones he couldn’t muster:
Please make these nicer, won’t you? Leave your best revisions in the comments. Some may become illustrated.
-Drew
UPDATE: You guys are amazing. That is way more nice metaphors than I expected. I drew some of them just now, and put them into comment-replies. If I haven’t drawn yours yet, I’m sorry. There are far too many for ME to muster.
I did a guest comic for ChannelAte! You can check it out using this link right here. I’ll link this smiley too if you prefer clicking on smileys: =)
In other totally cool news, it looks like the Fridaynosaur shirts will be arriving tomorrow. Woooo! That means that I’ll begin shipping our everyone’s pre-orders very soon. If you missed the pre-order, I’ll be putting the extra shirts up in the store on Friday, so you’ll be able to pick one up then. Man, we can’t wait to get those shirts out to everyone!
We have given our shirt order to our screen printer! They estimate they will be done with them around Friday (how fitting!) and will ship them to us as soon as they are done. Once we receive the shipment, we will begin shipping out the shirts to everyone who pre-ordered.
Also, due to the number of pre-orders we received, we we able to get some extra Men’s AND Women’s shirts. So if you missed out on the pre-order or are just discovering LHT and would like the shirt, you will still be able to get one!
