*man is standing at the sink, girlfriend is behind him*
girlfriend: does this look good on me?
man: mmm
girlfriend: is that a yes or a no
man: mm-mmm mmmm
girlfriend: do you think i look fat in this?!
man: mm mmm-mm mmm
girlfriend: you DO think i look fat in this! anything else you wanna tell me?
man: mmMMM! m-mmm
girlfriend: with my mother AND father? how dare you!
*man spits into sink*
man: i had mouthwash in my mouth!
girlfriend: you can't take back the things you said
man: all i kept saying was "hold on. mouthwash in my mouth"!
girlfriend: i want you out by tomorrow morning
*LHT Mouthwash!*
because the other stuff will cause your girlfriend to break up with you
