man with gun: die!
*fires gun*
other man: ha! bullet-proof vest!
gun man: aw shoot
insult man: you're ugly!
other man: ha!
other man: insult-proof vest!
*both stand*
other man: it didn't work
girlfriend: i'm breaking up with you
boyfriend: ha! heartbreak-proof vest!
*girlfriend walks away*
boyfriend: but
boyfriend: it stops feelings from getting in too...
*boyfriend stands there sad*
father: you didn't get a single A!?
father: that's it! 10 minute with the ceiling fan!
*son is standing on a pile of things and the ceiling fan is hitting him in the head*
son: ow ow ow ow
questioning man: is that a vest?
other man: ha!
other man: vest-proof vest!
questioning man: but...
other man: oh no! it's a paradox! this reality doesn't exist!
*implode*
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterWorking my way through shipping all the preorders. Almost done with all the domestic shipments. Tomorrow: International shipping fun day!12:20 AM Mar 10th
I feel pretty sorry for this guy. He took on a hard job of making some violent idioms nicer, and it made him feel feelings inside. Here are the ones he couldn’t muster:
Please make these nicer, won’t you? Leave your best revisions in the comments. Some may become illustrated.
I did a guest comic for ChannelAte! You can check it out using this link right here. I’ll link this smiley too if you prefer clicking on smileys: =)
In other totally cool news, it looks like the Fridaynosaur shirts will be arriving tomorrow. Woooo! That means that I’ll begin shipping our everyone’s pre-orders very soon. If you missed the pre-order, I’ll be putting the extra shirts up in the store on Friday, so you’ll be able to pick one up then. Man, we can’t wait to get those shirts out to everyone!
We have given our shirt order to our screen printer! They estimate they will be done with them around Friday (how fitting!) and will ship them to us as soon as they are done. Once we receive the shipment, we will begin shipping out the shirts to everyone who pre-ordered.
Also, due to the number of pre-orders we received, we we able to get some extra Men’s AND Women’s shirts. So if you missed out on the pre-order or are just discovering LHT and would like the shirt, you will still be able to get one!