*man enters coffees shop*
man: i need coffee!
man: oh NO! a line! i'm. not. going. to make it!
*speaking to man in front of him in line*
coffee man* sir, you gotta let me cut in front of you!
man in front: AHHHHHH!!! he's touching me!!
coffee man: i need coffee
man in front: the man behind me is scary
man at front of line: quiet! i'm ordering my coffee
*coffee man starts falling backward*
coffee man: urrrrrg
*coffee man has fallen to the ground*
*coffee man has started to snore*
coffee shop worker: he's not the only one that didn't make it today
coffee shop worker: just a second. let me sweep him into the broom closet with the rest of them
