10 Bad Cyclops Comics

- January 12, 2010
10 Bad Cyclops Comics 41 For a cyclops, hindsight is 20. That's not how measurements of visual acuity work. 42 What do you call a deaf cyclops? Jeff. That's his name. 43 What do cyclops horses say as they walk? clop clop clop clop clop clop clop 44 What was the cyclops for halloween? A pirate!!! The year before that he was Leela. 45 A elephant skull walks into a bar... Hey buddy, we don't serve your kind here. Oh I thought you were a cyclops!!! 46 Why was the cyclops a bad driver? Because she was a woman!! I think I heard somewhere that women are bad drivers? 47 What do you call a cyclops in a leotard? Onesie. 48 What's a cyclops' favorite board game? Cycloperation!! (Take the single eye!) 49 Why did the cyclops cross the road? GET OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU CYCLOPS!! 50 knock knock! Who's there? Cyclops. Cyclops who? HOW MANY CYCLOPSES DO YOU KNOW????

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Help Nice-Up Some Words

March 10th, 2010

Hey ya meerkats,

I feel pretty sorry for this guy.  He took on a hard job of making some violent idioms nicer, and it made him feel feelings inside.  Here are the ones he couldn’t muster:

Please make these nicer, won’t you?  Leave your best revisions in the comments.  Some may become illustrated.

-Drew


Pssst. Hey.

March 8th, 2010

I did a guest comic for ChannelAte!  You can check it out using this link right here.  I’ll link this smiley too if you prefer clicking on smileys: =)

In other totally cool news, it looks like the Fridaynosaur shirts will be arriving tomorrow.  Woooo!  That means that I’ll begin shipping our everyone’s pre-orders very soon.  If you missed the pre-order, I’ll be putting the extra shirts up in the store on Friday, so you’ll be able to pick one up then.  Man, we can’t wait to get those shirts out to everyone!

-Justin


How Did You Discover Left-Handed Toons?

March 6th, 2010

We’re curious about how everyone found out about this site, so here’s a poll thingie that you can take!

Thanks everyone and enjoy your weekend!
-LHT

Fridaynosaur: Coming to a body near you!

February 28th, 2010

We have given our shirt order to our screen printer!   They estimate they will be done with them around Friday (how fitting!) and will ship them to us as soon as they are done.  Once we receive the shipment, we will begin shipping out the shirts to everyone who pre-ordered.

Also, due to the number of pre-orders we received, we we able to get some extra Men’s AND Women’s shirts. So if you missed out on the pre-order or are just discovering LHT and would like the shirt, you will still be able to get one!

-LHT


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