The horse felt so-so dating Karen O,
And he was no longer into Beyonce.
He'd courted Miss Feist. Miss Spektor was nice.
He just wanted to find his fiance.
He could finally tell that Zooey Deschanel
Was his soulmate. He knew when he kissed her.
(Ben Gibbard didn't like it)
They were married right there, the horse and his mare,
By the priest, Lady Gaga, his sister.