man: happy birthday! child: before i get my hopes up, did you get me what i asked you for? man: i sure did little guy! child: ok, just gimme that thing *child opens present* *child looks angry* child (holding a pink shirt): WHAT is THIS?! man: a nice shirt child: i asked for god of war! man: the man at macys said you would enjoy that shirt more than ten god of wars combined! child: i dont believe that *later that day* *child is flying a kite and looks happy* child: the man was RIGHT!