wizard: check out my wand work
friend: ok?
wizard: this casts a defense spell
*moving wand in a circle*
wizard: did that work?
friend: i don't feel any different. try another
wizard: this one should make you not feel hungry anymore
*moves end of wand up and down
friend: whoa! i think that worked! what else you got?
*wand moves in a triangle*
wizard: that one should make you attracted to paddleboats. in that special way. did it work?
friend (with hearts and a paddleboat on his mind and a very uncomfortable look on his face): uh, no?
