wizard: check out my wand work friend: ok? wizard: this casts a defense spell *moving wand in a circle* wizard: did that work? friend: i don't feel any different. try another wizard: this one should make you not feel hungry anymore *moves end of wand up and down friend: whoa! i think that worked! what else you got? *wand moves in a triangle* wizard: that one should make you attracted to paddleboats. in that special way. did it work? friend (with hearts and a paddleboat on his mind and a very uncomfortable look on his face): uh, no?