Honey I have to reboot the baby. She's glitched and T-posing. https://t.co/Dtb6lfkNsnRichard Scarry's characters (AKA Richard Scarracters)I love Richard Scarry's characters because the eyes almost never show any expression. They're always fully open and… https://t.co/imxGxsAsB0Remember:
If the pupils are O's
Watterson drew those
If the pupils are U's
Then you're reading Seuss https://t.co/X1bn6WPbs7Uh Oh! New Star Wars Film Mistakenly Titled "Episode IX: Attack of the Clones"
"We forgot that one got used already, whoops," says DisneyThey're not letting humans go inside Target anymore. https://t.co/AylUBBgPevI love that to most people "coney island" refers to a famous historic amusement park in new york city, but in michi… https://t.co/g2eUTu3NozCARTOONIST: I've made this new character named Winnie the Pooh. He's a cuddly little stuffed bear.
VOICE ACTOR: Hmm… https://t.co/8KdSRppDSiDoing taxes. Good times. https://t.co/x6I4tBmCsxMy two-year-old wanted a whole apple before she went to bed. https://t.co/JjlD7lt3XBFor Valentine's I made Franny a poster with herself on it and she loved it. https://t.co/X2zfTbckBkSick of people calling me gormless. More like gormful. I've got tons of gorms.https://t.co/CvfCsgpwtJ more @daleando cartoons pleaseStart your week the right way, with @daleando cartoons: https://t.co/tP9HKRHWGnThird Eye Blind: the sky was gold.
Me: okay, I can picture that. A gold sky, no other color.
Third Eye Blind: it was rose.
Me: wow. okay.It's called a rainbutt. https://t.co/vfiOBS6AxeMy wife: "Hmm, I think I'll start reading a new book"
My wife, one hour later: "That 1600-page trilogy was pretty good."You know that feeling you get when a former coworker of yours becomes Wyoming's first Chinese-American state legisl… https://t.co/YVKNnagr1QI'm so good at overthinking things. This tweet right here? Took 4 hours.Hahaha they gave up https://t.co/V1GylQwH4Y
