"What kind of talk you want to do about ceiling." -an amazing spam comment I recievedIs there a pill I can take that makes it so I don't feel like I accidentally booked the wrong dates whenever I'm buying plane tickets?
One time I saw a lizard with no hind legs but it was actually a snake eating a frog. http://t.co/UWZ4dhqhAhI have a case of the Internet Problems.I'm X years old, but I honestly feel more like (X/2)+8.I really love @Jontofski's artwork: https://t.co/VIH6811pcj@drewmo This is a different pole than before! https://t.co/B2XDNcAKQzBut he's "awesome"!! http://t.co/IPWO6iyxUBThey should make a mirror that doesn't reverse the image.Been sick for a few days. Really, really thankful for @emimorgan who's taken care of me so much. http://t.co/MaL9FEoLWBIf you liked Nap, you'll love Nap 2: The Sequel.Yes, barkeep. Two naps, please.... I smell like food. And I'm very hungry...Why does Nelly always have a bandaid on his face? Does he cut himself shaving erryday? :(Yesterday was @lefthandedtoons's 8th birthday! http://t.co/F7Q4UTn96H
