Someone Should Know
October 4, 2011
I set my ringtone to the 1-up sound from mario.
When I get a text, it's like my phone is saying, "you have a life!"
I set my ringtone to the 1-up sound from mario.
When I get a text, it's like my phone is saying, "you have a life!"

"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountain
The new Beck album is just a box containing a ukelele and a harmonica and you have to write the songs yourself.
Tumblr merges with Yahoo!, Toys "R" Us, and Panic! at the Disco. "ALL THEIR NAMES HAVE PUNCTUATION" says a slobbery David Karp.
Complimented some guy cosplaying as a security guard and all he said was "Step away from the door, sir." Jeez, way to take a compliment.
This sandwich I bought is about 90% bread, 5% meat and 5% additional bread.
Ahhh, my mind is broken. I'm writing stuff on my con handouts and I keep almost writing down one of my online passwords.
Sometimes, I thumb through the Invisible Bread book and go "Dang, I made all these?"
@drewmo @keatonkeaton999 Yup, that's right.
Cutest lamp ever. http://t.co/mpMsA6ciCI
@keatonkeaton999 If you want more help trying to set it up for yourself maybe we can help.
Motor City Comic Con: day 2! I think I should try to continue this tally today. http://t.co/BIR7OSmT9J
Rosco had surgery today to remove bladder stones. He's at home resting. http://t.co/MJSOYVfzr2
I made some pals for my table. http://t.co/Cs2vqEbdxF
I hope the other exhibitors here accept my money. http://t.co/lb6enK172i
It's convention time! http://t.co/reP1CPYbpM