man: excuse me. can you help me find a book?
employee: sure thing! what's the name of the book?
man: "the best book for laughtimes"
employee: lemme check if we have it
*soon*
employee (holding book): here's that book- hmm...
*employee looks at book back cover with a picture of the author*
*employee puts book down and the customer looks the same as the author picture because he's the author*
customer: haha, that's right!
employee: my boss warned me about you, jim. we get it. you have a book. stop doing this everyday
