Tailor
February 15, 2012
man: mr. tailor. these pants aren't fitting right at all
man: i'd hate to accuse you of first degree poor tailoring, but you tailored these pants poorly
tailor: no way! i used every tailor skill i know!
tailor: including the secret ones!
man: oh wow
man: hmm, well, they are incredibly loose in the below torso region
tailor: sir, you're not wearing them yet
man: ah
of course my characters wear pants! the problem is that once they go on, they become invisible.
