Dear Subway Inc., Your cheese slices are shaped like this: *fig 1. isosceles cheese* this is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich like this: *fig 2. life worth living. cheese shown to tessellate perfectly to cover the sandwich with a very happy person eating the sandwich* beauriful coverage! However, you guys never do this. Instead, you always arrange your cheese like this: *fig 3. soul-crushing disappointment. cheese shown slightly stacked on one another with a very unhappy person eating the sandwich* unnecessary dairy overlap Please stop doing it like that. thank you, drewmo Please feel free to use "Unnecessary Dairy Overlap" as the name of your band.