An Open Letter to Subway

- July 14, 2007

Dear Subway Inc., Your cheese slices are shaped like this: *fig 1. isosceles cheese* this is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich like this: *fig 2. life worth living. cheese shown to tessellate perfectly to cover the sandwich with a very happy person eating the sandwich* beauriful coverage! However, you guys never do this. Instead, you always arrange your cheese like this: *fig 3. soul-crushing disappointment. cheese shown slightly stacked on one another with a very unhappy person eating the sandwich* unnecessary dairy overlap Please stop doing it like that. thank you, drewmo Please feel free to use "Unnecessary Dairy Overlap" as the name of your band.

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Happy One Year Book Release Anniversary!

August 26th, 2010

It’s crazy to think that our book has been out officially for a whole year! Whenever either of us go into a Barnes and Noble or Borders, we still make sure to check up on it. Sometimes it’s been adopted, and we’re happy to always see it go to a loving home. Except for yours, KEVIN.

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Wall-mounting a TV

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I just wall-mounted a TV today. However, I’m not totally confident in my work, even though I know I did everything right. I blame those commercials where the dude puts the TV on the wall, stands back for a second to admire his work and then watches the TV fall to the ground. They have made me doubt my abilities!

I wish I was kidding, but I’m just sitting here hoping that I don’t hear a crashing sound come from the other room.

Do you guys know anyone who had a TV fall off the wall? Does that actually actually happen in real life? I hope not.

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