An Open Letter to Subway

- July 14, 2007
An Open Letter to Subway Dear Subway Inc., Your cheese slices are shaped like this: *fig 1. isosceles cheese* this is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich like this: *fig 2. life worth living. cheese shown to tessellate perfectly to cover the sandwich with a very happy person eating the sandwich* beauriful coverage! However, you guys never do this. Instead, you always arrange your cheese like this: *fig 3. soul-crushing disappointment. cheese shown slightly stacked on one another with a very unhappy person eating the sandwich* unnecessary dairy overlap Please stop doing it like that. thank you, drewmo Please feel free to use "Unnecessary Dairy Overlap" as the name of your band.
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Draw Until It’s Funny!

July 7th, 2010

Surprise!

Mr. Awesome Ryan Hudson from ChannelATE and I are teaming up for a new comic called Draw Until It’s Funny!  This site has the awesome acronym DUIF, which I pronounce either “doof” or “dweef”.

So what we do is start with just an idea for the first panel and no joke in mind.  Then we just keep on drawing until the funny comes out of our funny places.  If you ever wanted to see how our minds work or like reading funny things, check out DUIF!

We will be updating every weekday.  As a bonus, we will also be featuring DUIFs from other webcomicers on the weekends!

Enjoy!

-Justin


Ameripendence Day

July 5th, 2010

Sorry I didn’t post a comic today.  It’s a U.S. Market Holiday, so I thought maybe I could also treat it like a U.S. Comic Holiday and not get too fired by you.

This weekend I got to enjoy my new rooftop.  I posted some photes over at my flickr:

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Unlike last year, I didn’t have a good viewing spot for the official NYC fireworks, because my friend Dave who’s stupid moved to stupid L.A. and we couldn’t hang out on his stupid rooftop again.  So please re-enjoy last year’s fireworks!

I’ll post a comic tomorrow, I PROMISE.

-Drew


The Longest Dinosaurs

June 4th, 2010

You should always be careful not to stand at the starting line of a dinosaur foot-race.

-Drew


Memorial Day!

May 31st, 2010

It’s Memorial Day in the US, so that means it’s a day off for everyone, including us!  We are both doing some mini-vacation thingies, so there is no new toonage for today.  However, with my limited resources, I managed to scrounge together a toon using our old toons.  Not to over-hype it, but it may very well be the best comic ever created.

Here it is!

AWESOME!?!?!

-Justin




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