Dear Ryan North,
When I’m making Anger Soup, nothing gets my rage-cauldron boiling (at 212 degrees FURYnheit) better than plagiarism. It has been pointed out to me that today’s Dinosaur Comic is centered on a pun that sure does resemble mine from a few days ago.
Are you tryin’ to make me look like a time-travelin’ joke stealer? I’ve been called a lot of things, time-travelin’ joke stealer included, but one insult in particular makes my three-layer Wrath Cake (baked at 190 degrees INCENSEDius) rise more than any other: time-travelin’ joke stealer.
But the joke’s on you! I didn’t even come up with that Angryfist pun, my girlfriend did! I didn’t reverse-time steal that joke from you, I regular-time stole it from her. Probably while we were on a hot date to a fancy restaurant because I am the best boyfriend.
P.S. I really like your comic so much.