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John’s Next Job

John‘s first job was in an office of some kind, where he licked donuts and staplers.  He eventually got fired when he fell asleep at his desk.  His second job was as an underwear salesman, where he was a very passionate worker, but violated the privacy of many, many clients. Because of that, he was recently let go.

John is currently unemployed, but is in need of work!  What do you think John’s next job should be?

-Justin

P.S.  It’s Drew’s birthday today!  Say things to him with words!

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37 Responses to “John’s Next Job”

  1. Yerk says:
    April 29, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Happy Birthday Drew!! Have more birthdays and stuff like that.

    John should try to be a superhero.

  2. @sagudson says:
    April 29, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Hey Drew, all the birthday cliches for you!
    I thought today's thief were John…

  3. Emma says:
    April 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Happy birthday Drew!

  4. Clint Gilbert says:
    April 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    I celebrate this, the day of your birth.

    What if John tried to be a talk show host or news reporter? There are lots of opportunities to do things wrong in those jobs, AND it would be broadcasted nationwide! I'd enjoy that.

  5. Bethan Davies says:
    April 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    I like Clints idea!!! Also OMG it's my brothers birthday today as well!!! Dappy Hirthday Brew!!! Tehehe

  6. Alex Hennessey says:
    April 29, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Hoy dog vendor.

  7. Cole A. Schneider says:
    April 29, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Pokemon Master, duh, winning!

  8. barnsley sime says:
    April 29, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    ayup Drew, happy birthday!

    John should be a barber on a gynecology ward.

    do i win a prize?

  9. Frew Schmidt says:
    April 29, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    ZOOKEEPERHPYBRTHDAYDRW

  10. Sunday Trevino says:
    April 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    John should be a horrible mayor, or an Amelia Bedelia-esque chef.

  11. maltese says:
    April 29, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Happy birthday drew!
    And as far as John goes, he should be Drew's personal assistant.

  12. Michael Kepler says:
    April 29, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Happy Bidet! John should invent a self-cleaning toilet and make infomercials to sell it.

  13. TheOregonian says:
    April 29, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    Happy B-Day!

    Keep up the good work!

  14. Jean C Harris says:
    April 29, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    hippo birdies twoooo eeewwweees!

    John should be a T.V-advertised mesothelioma attorney.

  15. Enrique says:
    April 30, 2011 at 12:08 am

    John should be a farmer, cus hilarity always ensues with animals.

  16. Android says:
    April 30, 2011 at 4:56 am

    Happy Birthday, Drew!!!!

  17. QWERTYUIOP says:
    April 30, 2011 at 5:16 am

    two words

    BABOON PATROL

  18. Gregory Patrick Veldhuizen says:
    April 30, 2011 at 8:20 am

    John should become a high school guidance instructor! :D

    Happy birthday Drew!

  19. London Reinhard says:
    April 30, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Just remember Drew, the secret to a long life is having lots of birthdays, so keep doing it!

  20. Baro says:
    May 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    John should be an………….ASTRONAUT.

    Also happy belated birthday Drew.

  21. cabbagehats says:
    May 1, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    John should demonstrate how bathtubs work to the customers.

    happy day of births.

  22. Cabbagehats says:
    May 1, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    DREW MADE THAT?! HELZ YEAH!!!

  23. Wat says:
    May 2, 2011 at 9:28 am

    Male stripper.

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    May 2, 2011 at 4:02 pm

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  25. Garrett Porter says:
    May 2, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    John should be a fartologist
    and happy birthday and stuff

  26. Aaron says:
    May 3, 2011 at 11:25 am

    I think you meant to say John is currently unemployable, but in case you didn't, John should totally be a speech writer. The more important the politician, the better.

  27. Drew Mokris says:
    May 3, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Wow thanks everyone!

    I vote that John should be a rodeo clown.

  28. kanysh says:
    May 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    cheerleader!! who wouldn't wanna be cheered on by John?! ahahahahahahahaha. ha. haha.

    birthday wishes :)

  29. C.S. says:
    May 3, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    I think John should work in the same flower shop as Instant Gator. As I think Drew-Justin combo comics are the best.
    I bet John would be excellent at puppy bouquets

    Happy Birthday Drew :D I hope the Tiny Plaid Ninjas make you a tiny plaid birthday cake

  30. Alaina Hammond says:
    May 3, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    John should work in a nuclear power pla–Oh no wait, Homer Simpson has that one covered. Well, he should definitely do something sciency. He should be hired to test artificial food additives, but he should accidentally get promoted to a position of power. Hilarity, and stupidity, will ensue!

  31. Jeffery says:
    May 4, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    John should be a telemarketer!

    And happy birthday, Drew!

  32. @Yomansam says:
    May 6, 2011 at 8:21 am

    John should work at Petco

  33. Bean! says:
    May 6, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    I vote for bikini inspector.

  34. CaptainLoser says:
    May 8, 2011 at 6:27 am

    Underwater ceramics specist!

  35. The Dukenator says:
    May 10, 2011 at 6:41 am

    John should be a parody of Mike Rowe. Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs is where he tries out really weird and dirty jobs.

  36. William Paton says:
    May 12, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    Game Designer John!