11 Cop Police: I pulled you over cuz you did a ROLLING stop. Hey! You're also eating cinnamon ROLLS! Hey!! Now you're ROLLING your eyes at me!!
12 Dentist: Okay. Open up wide. Your teeth are toothbrushes??? Yeah and my tongue is dental floss.
13 If pro is the opposite of con... Then I conpose. Would you divorce me?
14 Hey Albert Einstein! You need a haircut!! (Einstein sticks his tongue out) Have you seen that famous photo of me like this? Yessss.
15 Shel Silverstein! Why do you shave your head? I don't explain my head. But I'll explain yours!! Eww! That's not what "explain" means, Shel Silverstein!!!!!!
16 Einstein: So you see, we refer to it as "spacetime"... Eww!! Einstein! Put your tongue away! You're spitting on us!! (Sad Einstein)
17 Hey it's Keith Haring! I like your art! I'm Keith Haring!! I knowwww.
18 Hey! Are you that band "Grizzly Bear"? Um... Sure. (Real bear eats man's head) Yeah, you guys got a sweet sound.
19 Hey are you that band, "Natalie Portman's Shaved Head"? I'm Keith Haring! Get outta the way, Keith Haring. I'm not talking to you.
20 So you see, gravity is a curve in spacetime... Do the thing where you stick your tongue out! Yeah! Do the tongue thing!! (Angry Einstein)
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterI missed Adventure Time?? I thought the latest commercials said it was premiering in April! Aarrgh.18 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterFridaynosaur shirts will be hitting the LHT store at midnight tonight eastern timezone for all you non-preordering/new-reader guys and gals.23 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterAll preorders are shipped! Soon, everyone will be enjoying their preordered Fridaynosaur shirts.23 hours ago
I feel pretty sorry for this guy. He took on a hard job of making some violent idioms nicer, and it made him feel feelings inside. Here are the ones he couldn’t muster:
Please make these nicer, won’t you? Leave your best revisions in the comments. Some may become illustrated.
-Drew
UPDATE: You guys are amazing. That is way more nice metaphors than I expected. I drew some of them just now, and put them into comment-replies. If I haven’t drawn yours yet, I’m sorry. There are far too many for ME to muster.
I did a guest comic for ChannelAte! You can check it out using this link right here. I’ll link this smiley too if you prefer clicking on smileys: =)
In other totally cool news, it looks like the Fridaynosaur shirts will be arriving tomorrow. Woooo! That means that I’ll begin shipping our everyone’s pre-orders very soon. If you missed the pre-order, I’ll be putting the extra shirts up in the store on Friday, so you’ll be able to pick one up then. Man, we can’t wait to get those shirts out to everyone!
We have given our shirt order to our screen printer! They estimate they will be done with them around Friday (how fitting!) and will ship them to us as soon as they are done. Once we receive the shipment, we will begin shipping out the shirts to everyone who pre-ordered.
Also, due to the number of pre-orders we received, we we able to get some extra Men’s AND Women’s shirts. So if you missed out on the pre-order or are just discovering LHT and would like the shirt, you will still be able to get one!
