10 More Bad Comics

- November 16, 2009

11 Cop Police: I pulled you over cuz you did a ROLLING stop. Hey! You're also eating cinnamon ROLLS! Hey!! Now you're ROLLING your eyes at me!! 12 Dentist: Okay. Open up wide. Your teeth are toothbrushes??? Yeah and my tongue is dental floss. 13 If pro is the opposite of con... Then I conpose. Would you divorce me? 14 Hey Albert Einstein! You need a haircut!! (Einstein sticks his tongue out) Have you seen that famous photo of me like this? Yessss. 15 Shel Silverstein! Why do you shave your head? I don't explain my head. But I'll explain yours!! Eww! That's not what "explain" means, Shel Silverstein!!!!!! 16 Einstein: So you see, we refer to it as "spacetime"... Eww!! Einstein! Put your tongue away! You're spitting on us!! (Sad Einstein) 17 Hey it's Keith Haring! I like your art! I'm Keith Haring!! I knowwww. 18 Hey! Are you that band "Grizzly Bear"? Um... Sure. (Real bear eats man's head) Yeah, you guys got a sweet sound. 19 Hey are you that band, "Natalie Portman's Shaved Head"? I'm Keith Haring! Get outta the way, Keith Haring. I'm not talking to you. 20 So you see, gravity is a curve in spacetime... Do the thing where you stick your tongue out! Yeah! Do the tongue thing!! (Angry Einstein)

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Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterI got my haircut yesterday, but they totally messed up the lightning bolts! It just looks like a totally normal haircut! What the heck!13 minutes ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterYou should, like, totally check out our shirt pre-order if you, like, haven't already. http://bit.ly/bHbehg #phrasedthatwayonpurpose20 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterMy g/f just said that my dream was coming true. I instantly looked up "Phil Collins tour". #itwasntthat #isthatreallymydream #alittlebityea21 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterI'd like them to sculpt what's on top into a giraffe or something, but I don't think I have enough for them to work with.22 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterI'm getting a haircut today! I'm gonna ask for the lightning bolts along the sides. Maybe my initials in the back.22 hours ago
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterAlso Parasaurolophi are definitely my favorite (real) dinosaur: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/3…8:37 AM Sep 2nd
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Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterI just snickered at the word "underpants". Am I a grown-up yet?5:15 PM Sep 1st
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August 31st, 2010

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Joe’s Portrait Friday

August 27th, 2010

Here’s today’s Joertrait:

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Happy One Year Book Release Anniversary!

August 26th, 2010

It’s crazy to think that our book has been out officially for a whole year! Whenever either of us go into a Barnes and Noble or Borders, we still make sure to check up on it. Sometimes it’s been adopted, and we’re happy to always see it go to a loving home. Except for yours, KEVIN.

To celebrate this great day, we’re gonna have a 24 hour sale! Only $6 for a copy signed by both of us both-handedly!

If you have a table or any kind of surface that has an empty space measuring 5.5 x 6.25 inches or larger, you should buy this book and fill that space!

-LHT

UPDATE: Sale is over! Thank you everyone for your orders. We have a lot of shipping to do this weekend =)

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Wall-mounting a TV

August 22nd, 2010

I just wall-mounted a TV today. However, I’m not totally confident in my work, even though I know I did everything right. I blame those commercials where the dude puts the TV on the wall, stands back for a second to admire his work and then watches the TV fall to the ground. They have made me doubt my abilities!

I wish I was kidding, but I’m just sitting here hoping that I don’t hear a crashing sound come from the other room.

Do you guys know anyone who had a TV fall off the wall? Does that actually actually happen in real life? I hope not.

-Justin

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